Here’s hoping buddy goes and gets himself Ramsay Bolton’d

Personally hoping he just drops dead, but that a week or two beforehand, he and Loveseat have some public falling out about…something, honestly the specifics don’t matter. Hell, it could even be something that never actually happened and is just the dementia taking hold. Point is, if he rages against Vance on Truth or wherever and then keels over, every qanon dumbfuck in creation is going to collectively cream their pants over that shiny new conspiracy, and while we will technically be stuck with President Loveseat, that would nerf the fuck out of him.

Ah, I see today’s edition of “articles I thought were the onion at first glance” has arrived.

Edgar suit vibes.

The CVS nearest me announces “cashier needed at [item]” over the intercom on loop until they show up when you hit the call button. In related news, I’ve now discovered the most awkward way possible to buy condoms.

Even the best health care is only as good as the patient’s willingness to listen to an expert. Unless there’s some poor intern being tasked with wrapping Donvict’s meds in cheese so he’ll swallow them, that might not matter.

Gigapet? I had the koala one

If you’ve got a mini muffin pan, you can make little tiny cheesecakes by putting a nilla wafer or oreo in each compartment as the crust and pouring the batter on top. Did it for Thanksgiving and topped each one with homemade cranberry sauce and they were to die for.

I fucking hate this minimalist design trend more than it is probably reasonable to hate an aesthetic. It’s got the personality of unfinished drywall.

I see your dudes with a flag and raise you a guy in an inflatable dinosaur costume