Florida is our only state where Police records are readily available to the public. Crazy shit happens in every state, Florida is just proud to let us all know about it.

Oooh, that’s hefty.

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How much you wanna bet WE(the consumer) have already started paying for tariffs that aren’t being charged yet.

PUSSIES.

I was gonna say how is the Offspring sad!?

Absolute PUSSY.

Whoever downvoted, you’re wrong but at least you deprived me of literally nothing in the name of the biggest pussy on the planet. There is not a chance in hell that this was handed down by the board, this was handed down by a man who can’t take a fucking joke even when he is (MAYBE) the most powerful man on the planet, that is the definition of a giant PUSSY.

Well it’s 7 am and I’m already sad.

Literally what the fuck are we paying taxes for, they are dismantling every bit of representation of the people possible. Well only have ruch fucks and bombs left to pay for.

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As long as Hank has a propane flame thrower I’m in.

It’s as if they’ve never seen Step Brothers.

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Well he hasn’t managed to get off that cross yet so I have my doubts…

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Also how is charging someone for a crime they were acquitted of not cruel and unusual?

I always heard the lyrics to Cake’s I want a girl as “ I want a girl with the right eye locations”. Seems reasonable enough, nobody wants to date Sloth from the Goonies. And then one day a girl I was talking to told me it was “the right allocations” like measurements, and I’m not sure if I’ve ever felt dumber.

I saw this guy yesterday, just without the cigarette.