Needless to say, you helpt him junk the computers and then you made banana bread together.

Also the 4 guy has a podcast and a social media presence and thousands of followers who are willing to back up his idiotic claims and silence anyone who disagrees.

He’s the laughing stock in his pack. Super humiliating stuff. I heard he started a youtube channel where he teaches other coyotes to be more alpha.

She might starfish but you can’t handle her when she goes through your phone at 4 a.m and asks you why this ‘mom’ woman keeps sending you good morning messages.

No, I commute to work by ambulance

Toad, I would love to have all the advantages boomers had and I would gladly agree with you and chuckle and call myself a hypocrite BUT I CAN’T EVEN BUY A FUCKING HOUSE IN THIS ECONOMY.

Here are some more fun facts about driving blind, the car horn can be used for echolocation and the exhaust pipe fits a cane to see if there are drivers behind you.

I’m surprised I’ve never seen Bugs Bunny do any of this

Very well, your toilet wine will be served to you together with the bath tub lasagna

May I offer you a bowl of sauvignon blanc to go with your glass of soup?