Sperm is not people. Unless you’re squirting fertilized eggs, this joke doesn’t work.

Is it you, J.D.?

A helvetica scenario!

Best way to prove you’re not a Habsburg

It is different, if color of skin is a relevant part of the context of the story. Having John Brown played by a black man would be equally misleading.

For Anne Boleyn’s story on the other hand, racism did not play a part, because it wasn’t even invented yet.

After apending two years performing this calculation, I can finally confirm: it is correct.