You are missing the point. AFAIK, a foot and an inch are supposed to be based off of the kings measurements. He might be 6 of his own feet (not sure how the plural works here) because he sees himself as the king

Change the BIOS battery. It usually helps a lot

Well then

Let’s make a list of bs excuses that I wouldn’t be surprised if they used. I’ll start:

“No, you see, you are not covered if your neighbor’s house also burns”