I feel like this is the kind of opinion held by someone who has never worked with food professionally.

The hair though, that remains.

Did nobody visit their grandparents and play atari games? Did people stop hanging onto their old games and consoles?

Why would he plead guilty to something he didn’t do?

Instead of garnishing with pico you garnish with bacon bits.

You mean you don’t have a full-length window to peer down on the peasants as you take your morning constitutional on your wall-mounted designer toilet?

It’s just exposing how the weapons belong to a dead end tech tree. The future of war is getting fragged by dollar store drones.

It’s almost by design for this shit to happen. You can update everything and still get pwned by an off the shelf router that reached end of service the moment you bought it, leaving security holes unpatched.

I don’t think it’s necessary to say Twitter sucks when posting a screenshot of a tweet.

This post has been kept in cold storage since 2005.

Some people only understand things spoken in their own language.

This is a reminder to loudly play Disney music from your phone before you commit a felony so you at least aren’t generating content for them.

Old and busted: Reddit bans

New hotness: Tesseract bans

Kino heel face turn.

Average hotel room fridge at a furry con meetup.

Hegseth has been dispatched to your location to test the rigidity of your penis.

And with that, my hopes of ever making the list are gone.

Perhaps depicting the subject moments before their assassination was not the best idea.

Eh, still better than AI-riddled CG slop.

Which… will appear after a while as Guinness is the kind of beer that is so dang dense it will remain mostly level as the head turns to liquid. It was a joke.