

Fun fact: 200-foot radio towers are free. You can take them home. I have 257 200-foot radio towers.
My namesake is a human librarian that was turned into an orangutan. All he says is “Ook” and can traverse the library stacks with great ease. He is happy.
I have a pretty strange knowledge set. I’m not super friendly, but I like to get high and link people to stuff. Just pretend I said only “ook”
Fun fact: 200-foot radio towers are free. You can take them home. I have 257 200-foot radio towers.
If they don’t turn around, I’d rather have my dog.
Exactly. My dog just barks at people turning around in the driveway. They turn around; my dog thinks he won.
It was stupid to use a kids show as an example. That episode aired in 2002. Only a small slice of people born 1980 to 2000 would care.
The other examples had an audience with a much wider age range.
I’ll happily supply the hacksaw to keep you occupied.