Are you sure it’s not because the cybertruck is awful? Because I think it might be partly because the cybertruck is awful.

They’re very reputable. Sometimes biased to one side, but most are to one direction or another, at least a bit. Works just fine though.

I gotta go with 8. For reasons.

You may fascinate just about anyone by giving them a piece of cheese.

No, you can only imagine. Some of us are booked for a bathroom gig.

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That logic carries. I’ll allow it.

Wait, this isn’t a shitpost, this is precious!

Considering it’s an acronym for Graphics Interchange Rasterization And Formatting Format Enhancement, it’s pronounced giraffe.

Wait, this isn’t a shitpost

Submitted as well

It’s cause you gotta take it on faith that she’s qualified to be within 1000 feet of the Whitehouse.

Is the puppy mechanical in any way?

I believe the full(er) quote is “not a snowball’s chance in hell.”

Wait, you guys are getting paid?

Ah, the giant house hippo. Haven’t heard anything about those in years.

OH YEAH

I think the cab is missing a little bit of its Xtra

As a father of 2 kids, I can say that this is less obnoxious than about a dozen things we’ve been given.