It’ll only take until he sees himself being portrayed as weak for backing off on some fucking cable news opinion spot.

I would prefer that they hurry up with it. With the unbelievably short attention span and memory of his voterbase, 90 days is about 87 too late for them to be able to correlate their support of him with any financial consequences that personally affect them.

Oh, it won’t even come to that. The agency behind this investigation is going to be made more efficient instead.

what’s the point in challenging your deportation if you’ve already been flown to El Salvador and nobody can bring you back?

Plausible deniability and a performative show given by a supreme court that does not care about the constitution as much as it cares about appeasing the people who gave its members their positions.

Or more simply, for the person being disappeared… absolutely nothing, but now guaranteed by a court claiming “we said you deserved due process, so we’re not corrupt.”

Oh, yay! I can’t wait for my coverage to include dietary supplements. If I’m lucky, maybe I’ll even get to keep coverage for something I actually need to live.

Make sure to let the door hit you on the way out, asshat.

the lobby group for JM Smucker and other big food manufacturers warned against “overly broad and sweeping tariffs” that might end up making it more expensive to import ingredients like cocoa, which are not made in the US.

“I don’t necessarily want the current administration to say, well, we’ll impose a tariff,” Tom Madrecki, the group’s vice president of supply chain resiliency, said at a recent forum about tariffs, hosted by Farmers for Free Trade.

“It’s this careful balance between yes, I want you to take an America First trade policy and action to counter unfair trade policies abroad… but maybe not quite in that way.”

If you’re going to demand tariffs that increase prices to harm competition but not yourself, go fuck yourselves. The only thing that benefits is the company’s profit margins, while consumers are forced to pay more because you raise your own prices to match.

We’re a crack house? Surrrrre.

Try crack house brothel of conservatism run by a megalomanical toddler, filled to the brim with weapons of mass destruction, and looking to expand into new territories. Then you’re right.

Not at all surprizing. Spez thinks he’s an upcoming Elon-like genius and wants to surround himself with like-minded techbros, but he’s actually a massive Musk bootlicker.

Sch… school? They’re dismantling the public institutions keeping education accessible. If they get their way, it’s going to be straight to the farm, factory, and then Republican ballot boxes 18 years later.

Oh no, it’s going to make Cybertrucks cost more to manufacture. Tesla’s stock is going to plummet. Please, stop. Won’t somebody think of the poor Nazis?

Only if you don’t say “no homo” first.

That word has an “x” and more than 5 letters, it must be dangerous

— Them, probably.

Despite GOP opposition, the coalition plans to proceed, aiming to build 72,000 homes, create 64,000 jobs, and cut energy costs by $1.26 billion. A congressional hearing is scheduled.

Yet more proof that his campaign was never about Americans, but about hurting people The Party deems beneath themselves.

Lutnick said the move could replace the existing EB-5 program, which allows immigrant investors to acquire green cards by investing a certain amount toward a business in the US.

This wouldn’t be the worst idea if it went to social programs or is used to provide support to other citizens.

Asked by a reporter if participants would need to invest a certain amount of money to qualify for a gold card, Lutnick responded “yeah, exactly” but suggested that funds for the visa might be paid directly to the government.

Who will invest it in a range of smaller businesses… right?

“They can come to America. The president can give them a green card, and they can invest in America, and we can use that money to reduce our deficit,” he added.

And that’s exactly what I expected instead. Well done. Reduce the deficit caused by lining oligarch coffers with taxpayer funds, skim a cool million or ten to go golfing on your own property, and shovel the rest into the military complex.

From a pay-to-win program intended to support the country right into a pay-to-win program to support the riches of those running it. A clear improvement /s

I see two new thin-skinned executive orders coming:

1. United States flags can’t be manufactured in a way that makes it possible for them to be flown upside-down.
2. Flying the United States flag upside-down is a criminal offense.

The Public: We want proof of inefficiency.

Elon: We have proof of inefficiency at home.

Proof at home: Elon posting a conspiracy theory on Twitter under an alt account and then vaguely confirming the theory under his main account.

Internet trolls are actually more organized than those clowns.

Trump, in an executive order: “The Government’s most solemn responsibility is to protect its citizens from abhorrent acts, and my Administration will not tolerate efforts to stymie and eviscerate the laws that authorize capital punishment against those who commit horrible acts of violence against American citizens.”

Abhorrent acts like denying over 1/4 of healthcare coverage claims? Abhorrent acts like demanding surgeons scrub out and immediately call back the insurer to justify the surgery that they were in the middle of performing?

No, of course not.

A friendly reminder: corporations are not your friends. Everything they do is in effort of chasing profits, and they’ll bend over and look pretty for whichever party is in power.

This is just another unfortunate reminder that respect and equity are not factors in their decisions.

This is news? It wasn’t exactly a recent development that made voting a choice between picking a conservative party backed by interests or picking a conservative party backed by self-interests.

The former is better than the latter, but it’s not much of a consolation prize, considering neither of them give a rat’s ass about the people they claim to represent.