I like both. But I know I’m in the minority. That’s why everyone stares at me when I’m deepthroating whole stalks at the grocery store.

I’m colorblind. They all look red to me

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Instructions unclear. I now have one leg if pants lodged in the toilet bowl and one leg still in my ass. I’m scared to flush

Get your ducks in a row boat. It’s a pun(?)

Or an unfrosted pillsbury cinnamon roll