This comment isn’t real. The government is just convincing the matrix to hit the dopamine button on my trans-dimensional I.V. that an elephant that only exists conceptually dreamed of while at the tail-end of a particularly hard trip while scumming it up at Slab City.

I used to watch it bleary-eyed af in the mornings before school in order to stay awake and not miss the bus.

I had to make a choice about 5 or 6 years ago, keep drinking and die, or stop drinking and live.

Trump had just been voted out.

I wish I hadn’t quit.

I still can’t believe the lunkhead electrician from News Radio became so influential.

Andy Dick ended up being the better person, after all.