There are mechanical door releases that I figured Tesla owners knew about. They kinda blend in and now I see how someone might not be aware of their existence.

Well, considering that pretty much everything he says is a lie, I’m going to assume that Elon will be around for a long time.

If I am somehow without my 0.9mm Graphgear 500 then I would have to go with 1.

Honorable mention: at one of my D&D sessions they had non-mechanical D&D pencils where each side had a number, effectively turning it into a d6.

He might get a pardon.

Diabeetus

https://youtu.be/BME0639IP5g

Two totally normal sized dicks

Idiocracy keeps becoming truer and truer every year.

Welp, I have a new goal in life.

But it’s Wednesday my dudes

I thought it was negative when he started

When a program starts responding after you start typing “sudo kill -9 …”

FTFY

It’d be so easy to kill 2 birds with 1 stone right there. Well, maybe not easy.

Bullet resistant* vest

2 beers does not make one an alcoholic. 20 beers? Maybe.

Oh hey I didn’t know Meidas Touch had a podcast, I’ve been watching them on youtube for a while.

Pretty sure the cybertruck was his idea. I don’t think any real engineer would create something like that.

My landlord

I don’t trust anonymous officials