I guffawed at this. Well done.

“I am part of the intelligencia”

ADHD comorbid with hemorrhoids? Would make a lot of sense, personally.

1917 shitpost with obstinate opinions held to this day. Brilliant!

I cannot possibly engage in any discussion until I clean this entire area, I’m crying rn. Make it stop make it stop

Yep. You can still order these at Steak & Shake, but they aren’t on the menu. My friends and I used to get these on a crazy whim, up until my buddy’s first heart attack at 17 years old. They’re almost inedible. It’s kind of like eating a slab of cheesy beef casserole, bigger than your face.

I thought it was Fight Club before I saw Batman

I know, right? Do you just flip one and run at 50%?