Practicing medicine without a license.

Tea party.

Staycation all I can afford, staycation can’t get away, staycation guess I’ll just be alone.

Just keep his security goons away from the production facilities and equipment. In fact, they should hire three times the amount of security Musk has. Just remember, they have been deputized by the U.S. Marshall Service, so they have the power to arrest people.

So they empty pitcher represents the emptiness of memes.

Still, get out your checkbook.

Cement Mixer (Put-Ti, Put-Ti)

So, every kid just needs to go to the school administration and say they are gay.

What a prat. As a member of Gen X, I’m deeply ashamed. We were supposed to be the first generation not to care about people’s gender and sexuality.

A sitting representative just needs to read it into the Congressional Record.

When do we finally decide that this hostile enemy action and act accordingly? Why do we not have our own army of internet warriors?

One issue voter.

When are we going to designate the Heritage Foundation as a subversive organization with possible links to domestic terrorists?

Are we sure he has never tortured live animals?

How do you steal mail from a post office box?

Not approved!

Lung cancer.

The First Amendment doesn’t cover the UK.

Why are the owls upside down?

Apparently, 30%.