It’s a panspermia event

Relax. This is a shit post in a shit post community

Hey! We innovated plastic bottle caps!

A tankie’s dialogue options:

1. It wasn’t real communism
2. It was great. She’s just influenced by US propaganda
3. It would’ve worked if it weren’t for US sabotage
4. Capitalism is way worse!!

Men wanted for hazardous journey. Low wages, bitter cold, long hours of complete darkness. Safe return doubtful. Honour and recognition in event of success.

I’m very delighted

Make deal.

Don’t do your part of the deal.

The deal is retracted.

Art of the deal.

The pope

Murder of crows

I’m a boy. I appreciate it.

Not the bees!