Its sort of like calling the terrorist attack on 911 the day the towers fell.

Although in my opinion, microsoft does have some blame here, but not for the individual outage, more for windows just being a shit system and for tricking people into relying on it.

Oatmilk!

Lol reverse enshittification! Can I credit you as this concepts inventor?

The only reason that happened in 2000 was because Gore decided it was for the best to let it go.

Lol I know you meant turducken but turdfuckin is a great word too!