I forget which, but a comedian has a bit that goes “sure, autism didn’t exist in the past, and my neighbor just had $1m worth of train sets in his basement because he was “eccentric.”

Huh. That’s weird. Didn’t expect that.

Union makes us strong.

Sure was. Found out pretty quick.

One is already on the front lines in Ukraine. On the Russian side, naturally.

Don’t worry, papa Elon will pull some strings to get the government to take these turkeys off his hands.

Efficiency!

That’s weird. I thought he was making government more efficient to save taxpayers’ money.

He’s good at building exploding rockets.

An even dumber version of east German denouncements.

Ease off, guy. She’s already doing everything she can for daddy Vladdy.

What about competence?

Joke’s on Donold – they’re funded by a grant from the Alfred P. Sloan Foundation.

Also sprach Zarathustra, Op. 30: 1. Prelude in my ass.

🙄

Where are the tankies? Come on, tell me how peaceful Putin is. Something something NATO something.

Funny how Brian Thompson is a father and Kilmar is a “terrorist.”

Hey Bennett, here’s a wild idea — how about Democrats at least pretend to adopt a popular platform.

I wish establishment democrats spent one tenth the energy they use fighting their own progressives on republicans.

Joke’s on you — I owe hundreds for CDs.

Oh. Okay.

Think they’ll stop with politically active foreign students?

Projection. He has no empathy or imagination.