Paris Hilton is 45. It’s disturbing it took this long for that place to lose its license.

cats are hobosexuals (no sex included)

Shoulda spent that pizza money on some grammar lessons

I’ve been feeding the crows unsalted peanuts in shell, for about 2-3 weeks. I haven’t received any gifts yet that I know of. But we’re still getting to know each other. They are getting closer to me though.

I think he outlasted that head of lettuce

Oh shit, finally. Thanks for lifting that curse off me!

But does he eat you out, Eve?

Can dogs smile?

Not every student can sleep with the professor

Probably one of those Japanese monkeys that have access to hot springs.

If it’s good, it’s just a scam

He so dreamy though. Memba the GQ pictures?

Bears eat trash

God can’t speak because he’s not real

I would like nachos

I guess I could read John to understand the context.

Did he do that?

C

Can I do the frog lift when it’s Wednesday… My dudes ?

Some people depend on their paychecks to live/exist