I have a passport. I’m not concerned about a real id.

Is it legal to shot someone after you post a sign?

I’m craving $70,000.

Winning is winning

I hope Reddit dies! Free Luigi!

Why does the US have high egg prices, but Canada and Mexico do not?

Some people have the wrong opinion about cut vs uncut.

May McDonald’s burn to the ground! Good riddance!

Is it pronounced US aid or U-S-A-I-D?

So annoying when people put their pets on seats in a restaurant

I lived in a tiny town where the candy store owner was best friends with the only dentist. There was a running joke in the entire town that the two of them were plotting to get rich off everyone.

I use navigation to go to the grocery store.

Because a pause on hiring will help productivity go up

It’s hard to sympathize with rich celebrities that own multiple mansions, and lost one, but have other homes to go to. But this Netflix show is going to present as “out of touch” even under the most ideal circumstances.

I’m wondering if her team thought the views wouldn’t be great this week, and are delaying it for a more promising week.

Señor, esto es un Wendy’s.

For real?

Don’t worry. Just enjoy the ride.

I wonder how Mario feels about this while Luigi is on lockdown