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What you call your nipples is your own business

If you keep doing it, they call in the other Miyazaki

Is there one for a volcano eruption?

Both of my work laptops got one (they replace older models every few years, but it’s all ThinkPads)

The curse of bisexuality

The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money. Take boots, for example. … A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars. … But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that’d still be keeping his feet dry in ten years’ time, while a poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet. This was the Captain Samuel Vimes ‘Boots’ theory of socio-economic unfairness.

The boots theory is timeless

I feel personally called out. I’m going to go eat some more sushi rolls about it.

F13

…wait, do I need to get diagnosed?

I live next to a meth lab whose resident inherited a pyrotechnics warehouse

Nah, you can’t fool me after Fia. That forehead kiss probably took half of your ring slots or something.

Skill issue

To quote the man himself, “such a waste of good suffering”

“Accurately described”

Well, I’ve got a shit-eating grin on my face rn, so I’ll allow it

I guess the invisible hand of the market belongs to Death

Just because it’s normalized doesn’t mean it should be. Several decades ago it used to be perfectly normal and polite to smoke in restaurants next to strangers.

Just because making calls is one of the functions of the device in my hands doesn’t mean it’s its primary function.

If you disagree with the take that unplanned phone calls without an emergency are invasive, imagine this comment is a phone call and you need to answer as soon as I post it, otherwise I’ll be quite upset with you not responding.

Usually friends and family actually care about respecting the wishes of the person they’re trying to contact. That concept might be unfamiliar to you.

Both are good