Good night moon in my ass

Lemonade

Once had the guy on the phone tell me to unplug the Ethernet cable and flip it around. I was thinking like, “What? Are Ethernet cables one-way? That doesn’t make sense…but whatever”. Lo and behold, it worked…one end wasn’t all the way in 😓

Are those the motherboards?

six

1.3 million units

Holy fucking shit people

Really it’s just a reminder of how ENORMOUS a billion dollars is

Was he a billionaire though? Like don’t get me wrong, fuck that guy, but I think he may have only been a multi-millionaire

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minute_to_Win_It#/media/File:Minute_to_Win_It.jpg

Don’t we have real problems to solve? Why are Republicans always making up new shit?

Is it though? I thought this was normally a late August or early September thing

The valuation of Dark MAGA soared right around the time that Musk spoke.

So that makes this the, what, fifth crypto pump-and-dump Elon has done? How has the SEC not bagged this guy yet?

If corporations are people, we should be able to hang them for treason.

Also, this is, like, chance 15 for Trump anyway

You ever see how many pairs of safety scissors are in a kindergarten classroom? What did you think all those were for?

Hi hi

We’re your plumber girls (uh huh)

And have we got news for you (you better listen!)

Get ready all you plumbing girls

And leave that poop knife at home!

Toilet water rising

Confidence getting low (how low girl?)

According to my estimate

This shit’s gonna overflow

Actually

it’s pronounced Trinitay

I’d order a Coyote Bao if I saw it on the menu