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    21 days ago

    Funny how time works.

    • 1995 was ten years ago.
    • 1997 was three years ago.
    • Every year of the 80s was 20 years ago.
    • 2010 was 10 years ago.
    • 2016 was two years ago.
    • 2018 was two years ago.
    • 2019 was one year ago.
    • 2020 lasted for six years, but ended three months into the year.
    • 2021-2022 didn’t happen.
    • 2023 ended just a few weeks ago.
    • 2024 still hasn’t ended. We also invented time travel. Consequently:
    • 2025 apparently started in the 1960s, and rapidly progressing towards the 1940s.






  • Team building events back when I was working in a factory. One day every year we had the option* to go to a crowded bar and have overpriced drinks with the same people we met every day. I didn’t even like half of them (I was just polite and professional) and one shitty event wasn’t going to change my attitude. I would’ve preferred a regular shift on an assembly line.

    * the other option was taking out a paid vacation day (non-American labour laws FTW)











  • I’d love to have a simple solution for you that is fault-proof, pleases everyone, and can be explained in a ten-minutes-past-midnight comment. Believe me, I’d love to fix every wrong with society, but I can’t. Evacuation of the workers and letting the situation calm down is probably the best immediate action that results in the fewest lost lives. Again, the situation is fucked because of way too many stupid, aggressive people in the same place, and that’s a problem that can’t be fixed by force.