Red button vs Blue button

The shortest word which satisfies these constraints is tomtit, a kind of bird from New Zealand.

How does the comment have more likes than the video has views?

“Damn it! I left my pants on.”

The people down voting have the attention span of the people who find 67 funny.

A submarine in the sky would be called an abovemarine.

0 dollars is 0 dollars

Reminds me of the crow lady from the Good Place.

So there made of … fake dogs? I don’t think that’s any better.

Digital clocks are just objectively better. They are easier to read, cheaper, and more accurate. While the reason for swapping out the clocks is bad, the end result is still good.