i also enjoy being able to do some shading if i wanted to draw something

i swear white clothing is a magnet for tomato foods

logically you shouldn’t obviously

but there’s something in a lot of our brains that wants to be the cool adult, chill with the kids and all that. often i half knowingly make sure my hair is looking good when there’s some teenagers in a bus. it’s not logical but idk, teens are brutally honest so if they approve of your vibe (by not making fun of you) - that means you’re cool, i think?? no idea

to be fair, watching someone passionate enough about the topic to make a 4h video is the best way to learn about new things

on one hand, bicycles are indeed very epic. on the other - if you plan on going somewhere that’s >30min away by bike (and not up a hill) and don’t want to arrive sweaty, then maybe the bus is better

this may be my favourite picture on the Internet, every time i see it it makes me laugh without a fault

yeah that’s fair. i always assumed that common TV trope was meant to convey that the two people know each other so well they can recognise each other just by their footsteps, so i was a bit confused by this parody of it

can others not tell who’s coming by the pattern and sound of their footsteps? i can recognise my mum’s footsteps really easily

honestly second only to apple pie and pavlova cake, those two are peak

ah yes, the law that prohibits sneezing without the intent to copulate. very well thought out, so clearly worded, very sane, truly makes me feel like we’re in the 21st century

huh, that’s one way to get sober i guess?

nice! :D glad the silly facts of evolution are getting attention

evolution is so stupid sometimes. did you know whales’ ancestors were not only land animals but also looked like funky deers? fur and all included & they share that ancestor with hippos

hell yeah! i’ve been trying to embrace that IRL too, telling people when i’m enjoying my time with them, telling them when they have a great outfit, appreciating my friends, expressing gratitude for their friendship, even, though this is the hardest one, admitting when i’m wrong outloud

tbf, i’ve once met an autistic person who was just an ass, and they excused all of their assholery by saying “i’m not rude to you or anybody, i’m autistic, i don’t intend to be rude, if you think anything i said is rude you’re hallucinating”

and i know for a fact it’s not the autism’s fault, because quite a few also autistic people criticised them for being an ass so

hi, i’d like to unread your post please

honestly, this is not a terrible idea

if you see someone at the verge of a panic attack that means they’re fully in their head spiraling - you can try to calm them down the normal way, but you can also try to force them out of their own head and ground them by saying something weird, ideally a question so their mind can latch onto it. It won’t always work, but it might shock them just the right amount to ground them!

don’t remove all the poop, and don’t clean off all the pee

rodents mark their territory with their smell, i’ve seen my rats sleep like cozy babies on a pissy blanket so many times. If you remove all their smell, that just makes them work harder to poo and pee on everything to get the smell of home back

there’s usually one baby sized on a statue in Glasgow

god i’m dumb, instead of filtering out moe i blocked every moe lemmy by hand. it’s not like i didn’t use filters before either, it was simply a dumdum moment