Scratch ya minge sniff ya fingas yove got bigga fish ta froi

Sneaking suspicion taylorswiftshemmoroid is secretly violet08s alt I just can’t prove it

Fuck whoever made violet08 leave

Whos stronger Vatican security or secret service?

Art of the deal

• Tony Schwartz

This is some kinky shit and I’m here for it

I was told there would be corn in my shitposts

is the fury epic yet?

Also dont forget to use a sharp jerking motion for maximum power

I’ve been doing dynamic pricing in Walmart for years. I go in ready to pay for stuff but end up walking out with meat in my pants. The prices become free while I’m in the store

Cento peeled tomatoes and a little basil makes better sauce for less than 7.49 just saying

Clearly hasn’t aroused a clit enough, next

“… when pigs fly” : basically never
“… when pigs can look up” : basically right now

F - union
Ftfy

6 scoops of metamucil will take care of that for you

Cheese activates the same part the brain as heroin 🤷

Drinks so good they make the dead look lively