I quietly fear that fish doesn’t have a tariff plan and that they might be swimming.

Make America a hazardous, polluted cesspool™

Aw, poor fascist… No, fuck you, Ted.

One of those methods betting a full blown dictator?

Year Zero?

Wow, just imagine all the batshit in the crazy that’s the result of that.

The Onion making up more plausible and more believable articles to show people that the world don’t have to be this insane?

A dodgy spot in the swamp.

A dodgy organisation if I ever saw one.

Is NASA being viewed as a threat to Phony “Musk” Stark?

This is exactly what he said he was going to do. This is what they voted for.

Another day in the banana republic.

So drawer is the latest euphemism, is it?

It was not immediately clear how or where the federal government intends to transport the water

Ok then.

Immigrants, and anybody who could be an immigrant, have been legitimised as targets.

The violence will generate a lot of noise, and that noise will very effectively distract from the corruption and criminal enterprise of the current administration and their oligarch friends.

Elizabeth May, you’re swell!

Car knows trains is optimised transport, even if Phony Stark insists on “self crashing autonomous pods”.

(Obviously /s)

It’s a good thing that no one is hell bent on sowing division and discord, then.

On track to becoming a banana republic, if grownups don’t intervene.