Ah, thankfully the Ministry of Truth is here to set the record straight.

Kicking the tires, so to speak. If the tires were people.

Lovely. I’ve always wished for more lead in my air.

No, it’s an overwhelming problem. Encampments are huge, unsafe, and monopolize use of public spaces.

“When Elon Musk came to the White House asking me for help on all of his many subsidized projects, whether it’s electric cars that don’t drive long enough, driverless cars that crash, or rocketships to nowhere, without which subsidies he’d be worthless, and telling me how he was a big Trump fan and Republican, I could have said, ‘drop to your knees and beg,’ and he would have done it.” – Donald Trump

Vote! And make Elon worthless.

I want to see ads featuring Vance’s “America’s Hitler” quote running 24/7 until the election.

This poor guy was assassinated before they even finished typing their comment. Boeing you’ve gone too

I’m sure whistleblowers would come forward… if they weren’t mysteriously killing themselves in the middle of depositions.

We need to translate it to Italian, or they won’t understand you.

It’s-a me. I’m-a the one.