Same aged kids are ‘practically an adult’ when congressmen traffic then.

I think he should attack Greenland.

Hell, I’d even let him take a pair of chopsticks with him, if he can fit it in his kayak.

Is that how this works? I declare a 3 day workweek!

When you know your parents are shitty people I suppose there’s no hesitation to run to mommy to support you, even when you know they know you’re wrong

Pronounced ‘barbara’

When he figures out he doesn’t actually have the best people and we’ve been benefitting from our international relationships more than we’ve been contributing on actual physical products he will learn a basic electronics principal I learned long ago: once you let out the magic smoke that makes the thing go, it’s damn near impossible to get it back in there

I see you haven’t bought any nestle products in 4 years, this is considered a very serious terrorist action so we’ll be denying your visa application.

Thanks Obama.

I would suspect that if the specially selected voting machine certification team doesn’t certify the equipment within 180 days there will be no valid way to collect votes from those districts. Too bad they only have time to certify the machines in ‘certain areas’

Source: paranoia

See, we were focusing on something so we have a reason we didn’t notice the fall of democracy in our country.

If this is the line you have to cross them where does members of the crowd chanting ‘hang mike pence’ and building a gallows fall?

It was on one of the pieces of paper he agreed to sign when he accepted the money and ‘technical assistance’, so he’s 100% on board.

…“and any hostile entity found to be wearing an ‘Edgar suit’'”

From article:

Departments of Veterans Affairs, Agriculture, Defense, Energy, Interior and Treasury

‘comes out swinging’ is any reaction that’s not giving up and paying 20 billion to the class bully?