I prefer mine well done

(Peanut butter flavored jelly belly)

POOR PEOPLE ARE UNETHICAL IF THEY HAVE CHILDREN!!

Please debate my true position in the comments.

Technically the drivers license is a field sobriety test, you have to be at least drunk enough to operate a motor vehicle under the influence before you can buy alcohol, they sometimes have you breath in an exhaust pipe if they think you are really sober.

I’d use a grenade but you would have to have a grenade to get the grenade, first the scissors now this.

https://youtu.be/YFD0xRtfEN0

GTA 6 release, LOL.

Man knows what he likes, men with big boobs.

It is technically a generic weakness, the exact thing evolution selects against and thus will probably naturally become less attractive over time.

TIM! as commanded by The holy texts I Stand before you to Carry out your divine sanctioned death.

You can come to my house and take out your titties anytime.

Don’t sell yourself short, you’re short enough as it is.

I give up, what’s the difference between the two Chick-fil-A?

Argentinosaurus stands with the people.

That’s nice and all but we could never pave that mountain, could we just Cover it in garbage?

Can I introduce you to my best friend Jesus

Nope

Hernandez?

Wow dude, just wow …

Well obviously I do but I’m not a giraffe.

Why would the giraffe have a 6 foot torso?

I can’t go back to the ocelots, I owe them transient ether shards, and I’ll never be able to make them back on my own, I’ll just hang out in this life until the heat cools down. and by that I mean The heat death of the universe, I have no plans for after that.

Bro forgot he wasn’t T-rex no more.

So what I’m hearing is anyone who goes to ASS WORLD Can’t go to HELL.