To be honest, it’s a banger.

Serious answer: it rectifies electric current, using mercury vapor. It looks pretty cool but it’s very obsolete technology.

Oui, j’aime ça !

To be honest, with my current job, I would have a 4 days work week, it would change absolutely nothing. I wouldn’t even have to work more on the other days.

*Ex-wife

Truth is, the man is doing the right move to save his life.

Crocodiles have very tough skin, I doubt he will manage to kill it with the knife before the crocodile chew him to dead.

However, the crocodile will likely spit him out as soon as he realizes it is biting into a large piece of shit.

I would be so fucking pissed if I would catch my kid reading The Economist !!!

I meant Scrum master literally (What is a Scrum Master? | Scrum.org), but it sounds you’re position is above that.

You are a Scrum master, Rey.

I was confused for a short moment because “chat” literally means cat is French.

If the tunnel could collapse while Elmo is visiting it, that would we great.

Take a look at this badass black Peugeot !

About blue balls, it’s not entirely made up. I’ve experienced it myself. Except:

1. It’s discomfort, not terrible pain. It can last few minutes to a couple hours max
2. It’s not guaranteed to happen
3. If it’s use as an excuse to pressure your partner into having sex, then it’s abuse.

The question on stack overflow: PHP Fatal error: Call to undefined function json_decode()

Ah yes, the passive safety of the molten salt spontaneously catching on fire when in contact with air and can’t be put out with water.

It’s all fun and games, until it becomes real and people buy it, then all competitors align and it’s the new norm.

I am pissed off cheese is only attributed to Switzerland. 🥖😡🍷

You may not like it, but this is peak male performance:

Don’t know about Ibuprofen, but Paracetamol overdose is horrible, agonizing death.