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I can nazi why not.

I’m sorry, folks. I’m trying a variation on the old adage. I’m terribly sorry.

Not for that cop, though, he deserves to rot.

In the same sense that “he’s not a nazi”… because he’s a fucking nazi!

The State: “Hold up, that’s MY job!”

Ha! Jokes on you. I speedran that shit by having my 3rd PTSD in my 30s… that’s one for my 10s, one for my 20s, and one for my 30s…

I hate this world, there is no god and I’d like to get off this planet please.

Because, see - uh Elon, he likes to sort of surf on the livelihood of others. It’s like a fun little game for him, where he fires and has to rehire, which forms a pique of the wave so he can feel a little tickle in his belly and go weee. He’s such a scamp.

Actually, no. He’s horrible. Who gave him a mandate again? Oh right.

Make America Russia Again.

“Inconvenienced”?

Oh I’m sorry. Taking care of someone for the rest of their lives, not being able to, not having the means to and all the while suffering for it is something you think is a walk in the fucking park?

I think the key word here is “suffer”. Americans worship suffering. It gives them a hard on. So when someone wants to end the suffering, that’s an insult. Typical ugly American mentality, devoid of any understanding for human nature and full of piss and vinegar. Also, it’s unrealistic and kind of naive, because I bet this happens more often than you think - but it’s hard to actually figure out. Why? Let me count the ways.

You have a judicial system committing mass judicial murder on a weekly basis “because you can’t afford the fight the case”, a for profit health sector that would pull plugs in concert if an insurance company told them to, doctors and surgeons dodging malpractice suits on a cross-state basis like it’s a sport and you’re probably happy knowing he’ll be sent to a for profit prison system that makes profits in the billions, where he’ll become a slave for the state to “pay back his debt to society”.

But sure, means and needs were not the issue. He should have pulled himself up by his bootstraps and gotten that 4th job.

Bro, you swam in yuppies? It’s gotta take years to get the stank out… need to throw away all your clothes, smelling like fireballs, daddy issues and repression in this bitch.

Maybe? I mean the big criticism is that it’s just highly processed food at the end of the day and that the process of production is what is the issue. This is of course an argument made by what you may call food purists, who’d rather you spend money on a proper blender than rely on big corporations to form Scop 2.0.

But that’s not what Ronnie boy is thinking about. Oh no. He’s thinking about “owning the libs”, “showing them what for”, and what kind of cretinous, disingenuous bastard he can be. He would gladly invest in something like Scop 2.0 if it made a lot of money, AND performatively ban it in his state if it vaguely had an LGBTQ+ tinge to it.

This is a careful reminder that some states banned solar panels out of spite… because people elect absolute troglodytes to represent them, and then have the balls to talk about “free markets”.

GTFO here with your fake self. In fact, take the whole republican party with you.

ZioNazis shopping their boots I see.

Goddamn. If there’s ever a class action suit where the witnesses get leaked, we might see the first case of corporate serial killing…

Can we then finally have corporal punishment for corporations plz? Corporal corporate punishment.

Jesus was a Jew named Joshua who was against money lending in the temple.

That’s the historically accurate Jesus though, and not the M16 wielding anti-Semite white Jesus, who’s look seems to say “WTF IS A KILOMETER!!!” as eagles swoop on high.

You know, fake Jesus.

I propose the “Colonization Remembrance Group” and the “Colonization Remembrance Act”. Just replace all mentions of holocaust denial with colonization denial, and all mentions of anti-semitism with pro-colonizer.

They’re just looking for justice, and maybe a little nosh.

It sounds like it was easy. What’s she call her literal killing grounds, “the gravel pit”? No, ma’am, even though Wu is for the children, no child should be aware of your gravel pit.

That dog was too young from what she expected from it. Her reason does not hold up.

If there’s a Toyota underneath, then this is a better Cybertruck than Tesla’s Cybertruck.

Is this like the millennial bug? They just forgot to add an extra two digits because they didn’t think humans would live that long?

You: “two digits…?”

Life as a head in a jar is a solemn and dignified life.

Trump wondered why the police had not paraded down the streets, knocked on people’s doors menacingly and told them to report to the Trump victory center for vote verification. After all, he had bought all those leather boots.

Hilarity ensues.