please pull me up - i’m drowning in irony

i feel the same way. they made this video, though, which explains how the end product (ie. the pups) required the development of many other technologies that can help endangered species.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCK4Sc91aFQ

also: there has never been a single person in history who followed the crowd even though they secretly didn’t believe in a god.

nah, they’re just bringing back the roaring 20s!

the only “server” trump knows about is the brown girl who brings him his diet cokes.

i will never not endorse this post

fuck you.

(edit - Fuck you.)

…BOOM!

it was a 7.

i like your reply. i’ll take it a step further. i grew up in the US south of the M-D line. What follows are just my personal thoughts:

Americans are busy, and most of them are far too busy to spend the kind of time that i get to spend online reading and learning about this stuff. a lot of Americans (and people in general) don’t like school and didn’t do well in school. and teachers don’t get to do what they want to do. it’s all so fucking frustrating. why does America kill its education budget for the sake of advertising the military during football games?

oh, and by the way, you need to rename that to something like “Americaball” or something. Someone truth Trump.

anyways, people are by and far too busy to care about anything more than soundbites now, and he’s the bullshitter in chief. when you have a couple of kids and work 12 hours every day just to keep the collectors away for a while, what time do you have for protests?

i guess it would be tenable if we still lived in communities, but now we’re all too smart to go to church… and this is a whole new thought, but we need to all start going to church. they’re pumping out little evangies, so we should subvert the church. make church god again!

Again? Like Iraq? Like Afghanistan? Sorry, I’m not pissed at you. But, like, what the fuck? At least people are setting Teslas on fire there now. That’s a START.

i agree. it’s probably starting to get a bit hotter now that all those teslas are burning up. maybe they’ll just start arresting protesters. Oh, they deport them now? Oh, they’re terrorists now?

do americans even know what the words “terrorist” or “patriot” or “democracy” even mean any more?

I’m just really really disappointed in Time. Like, you had ONE JOB.

I won’t mention on the “bullets didn’t work” comment. But have you ever heard the word “yet”?

The guy is threatening to annex my fucking country. If you have problems with me wishing harm upon your self-proclaimed conqueror, you can eat my leaf. (not you specifically, of course)

i had a day like that today. thanks, i’ve already made this my wallpaper.

This was my last one:

https://i.imgur.com/U9pqWDM.jpeg

There HAS to be news that’s not being covered about shit like this. I refuse to believe that in a country of nearly 400 million people there aren’t a few with good sense

Shit’s getting biblical now, jeez… you’re eventually gonna end up with the Whore of Babylon. no one will do business with you. and it couldn’t be happening in a more openly stupid and blatant way. “America’s Champagne industry”. like, come on. but it’s by design! they’ve been dumbing people down for decades now while pumping them full of American Faith. it’s scary, because we’re ALL about to find out what happens when we let one country get so fucking powerful. How do you claw back the football now?

When the President of the United States says this shit, is it okay now to say - as a Canadian - that I wonder why more Americans aren’t trying to kill him yet? Like, what the hell is going on? HE IS GOING TO GET US ALL KILLED.

oh, it won’t… it’ll turn into a weird cross between thedonald and 9gag in a few months. mark my words.