I like Slayer and this is still hilarious.

At first I assumed it was in lbs and was like “wow, you’re tiny” and that didn’t seem right so I zoomed in and went “wow, you’re huge”

Congrats, Trump has just designated you a Nazi ringleader, now you don’t get due process. You say it isn’t true, but how do you prove it if you aren’t given due process? See how this is always fucking stupid? Everyone gets due process or nobody does.

Your ratio of words to significance is extremely high

Y’all Qaeda

The original post is 8 years old and it looks like they don’t exist anymore.

You mean Dems finally realize the threat? I hope you realize how silly you sound when put into historical context. “Well obviously those crazy Nazis are talking about violence, they’re always talking about violence. What REALLY concerns me is all the non-Nazis bordering Germany that are talking about arming up in case the Nazis decide to attack!” Yeah, the state of things sucks, but it’s not the people going “oh shit, these psychos want to slaughter us and they currently have most of the weapons, maybe I should have the ability to defend myself” that are the problem

Barb. Barb is his ex-wife. Usually Deb is the current wife, in HOSSTALK. “WHY U CRYIN’ LIBRUL?!! I’M CRYIN’ CUZ BARB LEFT ME” etc.

Fuck I hope so. Oh, but you better kill him so other people don’t kill the other CEOs who murder for profit, because murder is only okay for money, or when the state does it to protect killers that are also campaign donors.

He doesn’t know how to tell his children who took their mother because I’m sure he voted for the guy who did it