Those penguins have been ripping us off for many years.

Is Elmo moving the servers himself again?

JD back from Greenland already?

I’m alternating the deal. Pray I don’t alternate it any further.

— Darth Plagueonus The Stable Genius

I finally get it. They are intentionally getting measles, and therefore spots, so that they will blend in with all of the leopards. They knew Trump had a way where the leopards wouldn’t eat THEIR faces.

Who knew tech bros were still stuck on OS X 10.5…I figured they would use more modern operating systems

Conspiracy Theory: use it as an excuse to charge the reporter under the espionage act to chill free speech of the press.

See, Donald Trump was feeding the Russians false information via a double secret Signal Chat under the guise of accidentally leakng it. He plays 18D chess.

Who needs FEMA, when you have SHARPIE

Leaked false information?

Good, Q is finally ending the nefarious 5G microchip implant plan of the Deep State. Now many diseases can finally stop spreading, and JFK Jr. will rise and join his cousin to Make America [and the World] Healthy Again.

/s

Archive: https://archive.ph/TjWBX

Who knew MAGA meant Measles Again Grifiting Assholes

50/50

One of my proudest Achievements in my first term was to create SPACE FORCE, the First new branch of the Armed Forces in over 70 years… Now that Space Force is up and running, I think it is time to use them against the ALIEN ENEMIES that have overrun the Country. As President, I will invoke the ALIEN ENEMIES ACT and use the SPACE FORCE to finally rid our ONCE GREAT COUNTRY of these - in many cases very bad and evil- ALIENS.

–@RealDonaldTrump

“going” is doing a lot of work here…