It’s Chef! Chef from South Park! Season 1 IIRC.

Say everybody have you seen my balls
they’re big and salty and brown!
If you ever need em’ quick
pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth

Suck on my chocolate salty balls
stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
they’re packed full of vitamins and good for you
So suck on my balls!

When my brother was half-awake after raising a baby, he was at the liquor store with his friend to buy a bottle of wine, and the guy at the counter asked “…your ID?” and he heard “Are you ready?” so he just said “Ready for what?” “Your ID!” “Yes I am ready! Let’s go!”

Other guy had to step in and say “he’s very tired, just had a baby”.