• TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee
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    11 months ago

    The National Weather Service had warned that a storm was moving across the Front Range Urban Corridor and urged people to go inside upon hearing thunder.

    Rancher:

    How dare they tell us what to do! I’m gonna go stand on a metal trailer in the middle of it with mah cows!

    Cows:

    Moo?

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      11 months ago

      The sense of humor of the news editor (who usually writes the headlines) is notorious for inappropriate puns.

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    11 months ago

    50 lightning deaths a year is more like one in 7 million chance

    Not counting standing on a trailer in a thunderstorm