Heehee.
Oo! A weekend Riker!
You got trombone Riker on speed dial
I live for these stories.
If you’ve never had the pleasure of visiting [email protected], then I’d say you’re missing out. Between !@[email protected] and !@[email protected], it’s always a party.
Thanks and yes, I see Squid there plenty.
He should run, it would be hilarious.
He tries to pull an Osama and lives in a cave. Gets caught order Uber eats
Alright, listen up. We have a fugitive on the run: Steve Bannon. We need all hands on deck to track him down. Our primary search areas are Taco Bells and other fast food joints. This is a coordinated effort, so follow these instructions carefully.
First, teams will be deployed to every Taco Bell in the vicinity. Check the dining area, restrooms, and parking lots. Speak with employees and customers. If anyone has seen him, get as much detail as possible about his direction of travel.
Second, expand the search to other fast food chains: McDonald’s, Burger King, Wendy’s, KFC, you name it. These are high-traffic locations where he might blend in easily. Again, cover every corner: inside and out.
Report in every 30 minutes with updates, even if you don’t find anything. This is a time-sensitive operation, and coordination is key.
Stay vigilant, stay sharp, and let’s bring Steve Bannon in.
What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area.
4 months is a pitiful sentence for this rotting bag of feces.
The fuckhole is going to finally serve some time. He can never be referred to as anything but a convicted felon from now on. Rot in hell, maggotbag. LOL
Rules for thee and not for me? How tf did he get to appeal all the way to THE SUPREME COURT! ffs. Anyway unfortunately it’s only 3 months but in this time he’ll go through the agony of alcohol withdrawal. I hope it’s utter hell he wishes on all of us.
I dont think his appeal moved all the way there, though it was a federal case so it could have. I think this was a hail mary last play for them to intervene and put a hold on things. Either way even they said no
Enjoy bitch
wonder who he pissed off that ordered the supreme court infiltrators to rule against him.
I wonder how long it takes for DT to set in.
Is Bannon gonna be turning tricks for toilet wine by Friday?
(number of last drinks) - (hours from last drink) + 24hours = SuperHappyFunTimes
I assume he’ll show up completely plowed to give himself some extra runway.
Then slap him with a drunk in public and give him an extra day inside for it.
Typically if you turn yourself in to the cops peacefully, even if you’re shitfaced hammered, they don’t usually slap more drunk charges on.
A guy can dream though, right?
Hell yeah :)
This wanker richly deserves time in the slammer.
If he’s smart, he’ll be on a chartered flight out of the US now.
Move into Assanges old hole?
There’s no non-extradition country that wants him.
Russia?
He is no longer useful for them.
Much easier to destabilize the US from within.
Russia already has him.
Glad he is going there on Monday.
I am thinking of making themed clothing for my family. Like black and orange stuff for Halloween. What age does everyone think my kids will be too cool for it?
Probably 12.
