• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    On the assignment sheet, students were asked to answer the overall research question about how the world began. Students were also asked to ponder the following questions:

    • How did the world start?
    • Who started it?
    • When did evil start or did it always exist?
    • Are people inherently good or evil or neither?
    • What is morality?
    • What is religion?
    • What is Christianity?
    • What does it mean to be a Christian?
    • Is God real?
    • Is Satan real?

    Exactly one of those bullet points has anything to do with history, and a second is barely relevant

    This teacher isn’t just proselytizing and forcing religious instruction; but is horrible at their job.

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    8 months ago

    How did the world start? It began at the bigee.

    Who started it? The driver for those out of the loop. The Stig for those who know.

    When did evil start or did it always exist? It started about 20 minutes after finishing the last crunch wrap.

    Are people inherently good or evil or neither? Sure.

    What is morality? A fluid concept that can change depending on how you want to feel superior to others.

    What is religion? Holy SHIT.

    What is Christianity? The belief that Christian Grey is bae.

    What does it mean to be a Christian? Roughly the same thing as being a Jim or a Loretta or a Bobby.

    It’s God real? Just as real as Luke Skywalker.

    It’s Satan real? We’ve got Trump, who needs Satan?

  • randon31415@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    The World was founded in 1860 by Manton Marble. The evil started when Joseph Pulitzer bought the World in 1883…