He’s the fucking PILOT, not your god damned nanny (no offense to nannies intended). Move your own blanky.

He should be grateful he wasn’t taken out to a rock quarry and shot! /s
Makes me wonder if blanket transfer is on the checklist. I know pilots rely a lot of checklists, so if it wasn’t on the list, then the checklist maker is the one at fault and should immediately self-report to Leavenworth to await general court martial and inevitable incarceration.
What kind of blanket is THAT important? Does Noem have a security blanket she travels with or something?
Well it’s not like she can pick up dead puppies bare handed.
I’d call her a cunt, but vaginas are actually useful
You could call her a twat, but English readers would wonder why going so easy on her.
He’s lucky she didn’t shoot him.
I’m having grave and serious flashback of Mike matei and his interpretation of elmo and his lost blanket. The edgiest most embarassing thing online up to this day. If you don’t know what is this, maybe you also shouldn’t look for it, it’s tremendously stupid.
Finally they’re doing something about the corruption in the Coast Guard!








