What’s wrong with three day old pizza?

This is kind of like the feet thing. Girlfriend asks, what color do you want me to paint my toe nails? Uh, whatever you want. Another one says I’m going to make my feet look pretty for you. Uh, you do you. Another one is like I want to massage your feet; I’m good, no thank you.

Ooooh…THAT precious recipe…

Yeah - I didn’t think that one was a secret…

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