Life goals: get yourself someone who looks at you the way Arnie looks at Wilt

Just fold the whole pizza into a calzone. Problem solved.

I left it up just to spite you. Also, you’re clearly not a fan of being here. Allow me to show you the door.

Fun fact: you can report posts and us mods will see them.

Or you can whine about it instead. How’s that working out for you?

It’s the same guy!

For fuck’s sake, Mickey. Mark shit like this NSFW.

Goddamn, op. This is the shittiest thing I’ve seen on this sub in ages. It’s fuckin terrible. Bravo!

Hi there. Sorry about that. You didn’t break any rules explicitly, it was just a preemptive move. Things tend to get pretty obnoxious when the bean nonsense restarts. I was just nipping it in the bud before it blew up again. Please don’t take this as anything personal, I have no issue with you.

… What?

Mod here . I found this amusing, and op is good sport, so fuck y’all I’m leaving it up. 😁

Goddamnit. I’m gonna get sooo many reports from this post.

The worst part for me? Fuckin beans.

Not this bullshit again, I swear to fuckin God

Goddamnit. This is going to be stuck in my head all day.

Lol. All you yung’ns who think you’ve hit peak miserableness.

You sweet, summer children. It gets worse.

What fruit is that?!?

Comments locked due to numerous calls for violence. It’s one of the few things explicitly against the rules.

Just want to pitch in and clarify the misinformation topic, since this is something explicitly mentioned in the Lemmy.World TOS, section 8.

Specifically, the type of misinformation that is prohibited is that which is harmful to others. Here’s a direct quote that pretty much sums up the matter:

We DO reserve the right to remove any information posted which COULD cause imminent PHYSICAL harm to any living being

We also reserve the right to remove any sufficiently scientifically proven MALICIOUS information posted which a user may follow, which would result in either IMMINENT PHYSICAL harm to an INDIVIDUALS PROPERTY, the PROPERTY of OTHERS or OTHER LIVING BEINGS.

So that being said, you’re all free to talk all the shit you want. I’m only going to care if the shit you talk is actually harmful.

OPs shit is in no way demonstrably harmful to anyone in any relevant manner. So they get to keep talking it.

I dunno I kind of hate sitting where someone else’s sweaty ass has sat on first. I’ll let this one slide.

Dude would’ve ran out of bullets