Happy to be of service. Forgive me if I don’t shake hands.

But for real, I know this seems silly, but I gotta enforce rules fairly and uniformly, otherwise people get ridiculous with it. Again.

Hello!

Locking this thread because some of y’all are so dumb it’s unnerving.

Locking to prevent more reports about absolutely braindead takes. Some of y’all clearly aren’t adults

Back in our day, the Internet yelled at you when connecting to it. I think that conditioning helped us brace for what’s to come, and we should bring that feature back.

Life goals: get yourself someone who looks at you the way Arnie looks at Wilt

Just fold the whole pizza into a calzone. Problem solved.

I left it up just to spite you. Also, you’re clearly not a fan of being here. Allow me to show you the door.

Fun fact: you can report posts and us mods will see them.

Or you can whine about it instead. How’s that working out for you?

It’s the same guy!

For fuck’s sake, Mickey. Mark shit like this NSFW.

Goddamn, op. This is the shittiest thing I’ve seen on this sub in ages. It’s fuckin terrible. Bravo!

Hi there. Sorry about that. You didn’t break any rules explicitly, it was just a preemptive move. Things tend to get pretty obnoxious when the bean nonsense restarts. I was just nipping it in the bud before it blew up again. Please don’t take this as anything personal, I have no issue with you.

… What?

Mod here . I found this amusing, and op is good sport, so fuck y’all I’m leaving it up. 😁

Goddamnit. I’m gonna get sooo many reports from this post.

The worst part for me? Fuckin beans.

Not this bullshit again, I swear to fuckin God

Goddamnit. This is going to be stuck in my head all day.