Cool, put all the billionaires in a rocket and shoot them there.
Why? Give them a new planet so can live peacefully while everybody else has to deal with what they did to this planet? Nah bro send them to Mercury and enjoy the burning entry.
They found it in a pool of water that dries up when you try to drink it?
What if NASA just makes this stuff up to get more funding? .
NASA scientist: See that dot?
US Government: Where? There?
NASA scientist: No. The other one.
US Government: That?
NASA scientist: Yuuuup. Totally a Super-Earth.
US Government: Really?
NASA scientist: Dude. Trust me, bro.
US Government: (sighs) Make a color computer render to show the press by Thursday.
. pops champagne cork
EDIT: WOW… people seriously need the /s for this? Damn. This was complete sarcasm.
That’s a key component of the flat earth ideology. They are idiots. Don’t be an idiot.