KaptenOreda@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 1 year agoThe latest billionaire trend? Doomsday bunkers with a flammable moatwww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square46linkfedilinkarrow-up1177arrow-down13
arrow-up1174arrow-down1external-linkThe latest billionaire trend? Doomsday bunkers with a flammable moatwww.theguardian.comKaptenOreda@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square46linkfedilink
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoI don’t know… do you want to risk them finding a way to dig themselves out?
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoPour concrete down the ventilation shafts before making the park. They won’t realize what’s happened until they’re too oxygen deprived to do anything except panic for a few minutes and then asphyxiate.
minus-squaremasquenox@lemmy.worldBanned from communitylinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoHow? There will be no working class down there to wipe their arsses for them, never mind dig for them.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoDoesn’t hurt to make sure. You put the soil over the wall and still have a very nice park. Anyway, don’t you think it’s about time we did the real-life version of The Cask of Amontillado?
minus-squareRagingSnarkasm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoI have Great Danes, they’ll never dig through that much dog shit.
I don’t know… do you want to risk them finding a way to dig themselves out?
Pour concrete down the ventilation shafts before making the park. They won’t realize what’s happened until they’re too oxygen deprived to do anything except panic for a few minutes and then asphyxiate.
How? There will be no working class down there to wipe their arsses for them, never mind dig for them.
Doesn’t hurt to make sure. You put the soil over the wall and still have a very nice park.
Anyway, don’t you think it’s about time we did the real-life version of The Cask of Amontillado?
I have Great Danes, they’ll never dig through that much dog shit.