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“‘The data is clear. And that data is telling us the heaviest animal to ever walk this earth still remains yo momma.”
Oh yeah? Well yo momma so fat she got smaller fat people orbiting around her.
(Wait, are we doing snaps?)
Yo momma so fat, when walmart wants to lower prices they have her sit on the roof.
Edit: Damnit somebody already beat me to the yo momma joke.
There’s another one in there about a being an ancient whale and you let that slip too.
