I heard the phrase, “as the bird flies” recently in reference to the 600 miles type of measurement and thought that was neat
I put in a pinch of espresso 🤌
I didn’t see this episode of Strong Bad
You ever open your camera with the front facing camera by accident?
Frikkin’ Greg with his new rims! It’s always Greg!
Everything reminds me of him
I’ll have what she’s having
Everyone knows the front legs are the arms
Ooh, I just reread that definition. Technically the loose goose was signposted and therefore not a missing stair.
The goose is like a Missing Stair!
In Soviet Russia, chess plays you
They probably know they’re in the running
Their intended practical purpose was to protect shoes and socks from mud or rain, but they also served as a feature of stylish dress in accordance with the fashions of the period.
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Increased informality may have been the primary reason for the decline in the wearing of spats.
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A revival of high-top shoes with cloth uppers was forecast to replace them.
I’m so jaded that I searched to see which actor died today.
Narrator: no one died