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I know it because its me. I love straight mayo and eat it frequently.
When you say straight mayo do you mean…
I’m pretty sure it’s The L.A. Beast
Oh they have a pretty good idea. They’re currenlty in post-op recovery in a cardiac cath lab getting sternly reprimanded by their doctor that balloon angioplasty can only do so much and this person has to make lifestyle changes or they their heart disease will end their life early.
They probably know they’re in the running
Its whoever inspired the making of this guy.
Mayora-13-sama!
I bet they do know it.
I bet there’s an online community somewhere with several hundred competitive mayonnaise eaters.Ok, sure, that’s a lot of mayo. But I didn’t think OP was referring to an amount consumed in one sitting. Surely there’s someone out there that just loves macaroni salad or coleslaw who ends up eating way more on a longer timescale.
Thanks… but I think I’ll stay in the casual, unrated mayonnaise game.
me trying to prepare myself for the video: It’s just yogurt. It’s just yogurt. It’s just yogurt.
Eating starts
me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
And what better to wash down over 2 kilograms of mayo? A tall glass of refreshing lemonade.
I thought I could do it. I really did. As soon as that first spoonful hit her mouth though, I was out.
There is absolutely NO WAY I am going to click on that link!
Hey just wanted to remind you about that mayonnaise video when you read this. Give in to the morbid curiosity. The call of the void burns for you concede and watch the video in full. See how gross it really is for yourself.
Stay out of my notifications damn you!
Make your choice, adventurous Stranger.
Click the link and bide the danger
Or wonder, 'til it drives you mad
What would have followed if you had.
Lol the observer looks to be just barely able to hold back puking the whole time
She was not the Hutt I imagined before clicking the link. For a moment there I even thought it wasn’t going to be gross.
And I can confidently say she surpassed the amount of mayo I’ve had in my entire life, by quite some margin too.
It’s not sad. I’m jealous
My friend has a story about a coworker who would bring a tub of mayonnaise into work and mix it with tuna and sometimes chickpeas for lunch. He wouldn’t finish the tub every day but he would go through a lot of them every month so I think that guy’s in the running.
I’m surprised you can survive this for multiple months. The human body is amazing.
Yes I do.
Nah it’s my wife. She knows.
Well thank you kind sir. This is something I did certainly not want to know. Anyway - pass me the off white jam
I nominate my ex. So many times I’d take a bite then spit it out and be like ‘you didn’t!’
Yes, she did
I for one am quite confident it’s not me.
