This has not bean your best day

Shuddup Sun! The world does not revolve around you!

So what? He has presidential immunity.

I understand that she can only get the money if he gets convicted. They’ll probably still find some other excuse not to pay her, but still - I argue that’s a pretty big bias that should disqualify her from jurying.

Zoomers are unaliving the college debt industry

Personally I’m glad Hitler is dead but I don’t approve of the person who shot him.

It’s not just a matter of how big the purchase is. The you next year still who still pays for the car will also still be using the car. The you next month who still pays for the meal would have already pooped the meal.

Checking 2 boxes out of 4 from the Libertarian dream

I mean, considering how many times villains have tried to poison the city’s water supply - I’d say there probably is.

Jaguaren’t

How did you manage to mix Putin into this one?

It’s the sentiment that counts.

I’ll never get the American mindset which considers “used the n-word 200 times” the main offense, the one worthy to be in the headline, while “struck her numerous times and kicked her in the stomach” is just a minor detail that happens to be mentioned somewhere in the article as an afterthought.

Well, you don’t eat swords for their calories. You eat them for the iron.

Okay, but then you won’t be commuting at the same time as everyone else!

Why did he leave the magazine though? What if he would have encountered some pet dogs later that day?

Well, obviously you have to remove the slots before eating the soup. You guys really don’t know anything, do you?

Found it. It’s from 7 months ago, so I assume that cube is long gone?