

Its the American dream™


Its the American dream™
A penny for your thoughts


Goddamn everyone in the comments talking about apples. I tried to leave a macbook outside for the bird but he just shit on it.
Lmao I just finished the series. Need to watch El Camino, and Better Call Saul now
Boy did I learn that the hard way. My hr also was my manager and I discussed too many details of my life during shifts. She moved me to a different store.
Finally an at home project I will actually finish…
I use proton and they have this feature to generate a random email address based on the sits or a note. It’s a little more advanced then [email protected]. and you can deactivate the address so your main inbox stops getting spam.
I wanna say 5 because then they are the furthest from Israel and Epstein
Gurl hop in there. Secure your A+, there’s room in that bed for three


I’m only 26 and I’ve seen this happen at least 26 times
Can I stop taking my antidepressants if it does?
Is there deep body of water nearby? Tie weights or put rocks in their pockets. Leave the fish to clean up the evidence
Ikr the 90s keep getting further and further away


I’m going to have one hell of mid life crisis. I’m only 26 so I better start now


We won’t even be able to survive in the “best” case scenario. We will be lucky if we only warm 2⁰C
Lol as an American I was wondering what a toy car was doing trying to go down the stairs. To realize its an actual car trying to go down the stairs