Time to bury my 45 year old husband brb
Um. I was born in 1984 and I just turned 40 this year, thank you.
Math is hard
1990 gang calling in, I’ll be 65 this January
Also 1990 gang, I’ll be 78 this February
1990 kid here, im so old i died yesterday
I’d tell you what happened in 89 but I can’t remember. Something about tearing down walls to make the western world a more cohesive friendly place
You younglings won’t understand, but after about age 35, your brain filters out calendar math and you won’t notice the meme is wrong.
I could tell if someone was under 18/21 up until I was 30. At 32 everyone under 22 looks like so young to me now. At 35, I forgot I wasnt 32
One day this meme will be true.
In 2043 to be exact.
@remindme@mstdn.social 19 years
This meme is from the future!
Assuming we make it that far
Oh shit! I was born in 1979. How old does that make me?
Sinks must follow the same rules as vampires.
Each time you cut yourself while shaving or your teeth bleed for some reason, those bastards get more powerful.
You had been warned
Not awake, read that as something about shaving your teeth and recoiled and reread it and I missed the mark by so far…coffee time.
If you invite it in, you’re powerless against it.
I’d say I’m surprised
But then again, this is Lemmy, the place where they vehemently oppose generational wealth and yet clutch their pearls when their so called parents spend all that hard earned wealth on themselves
Time is a human invention.
Time is a tool you can put on the wall, or wear it on your wrist
The past is far behind us, the future doesn’t exist! Oh, what’s the time?
It’s quarter to nine. Time to have a bath.
Which man has created to aid his sense of decay, movement of all things, and exertion of control on his world
One day this will be true
Not if they will die before then…
Hmmmmm… So does that make me a time traveler? I’ve always wanted to be Phill of the Future.
That math doesn’t math. I’m just the right kind of old to know, no coffee required.
