When is your break time?

An Ötzi reference, in my Lemmy?

You dare question the mighty Jimmy?!

I see what you did there.

Everybody knows you go to Thailand for femboys.

I wasn’t aware cassette reading heads needed cleaning. How does this work?

Thank you for answering the one Mister i didn’t recognize.

That is a sweet sentiment.

Let’s do some math, shall we?

Average person takes 12-20 breaths per minute. 0.05 × 12 = 60 cents a minute on the low end.

0.6 × 60 = $36/hr at minimum.

I was initially gonna say the steps one, but $36/hrs minimum just to exist? That sounds kinda tempting…

Cautionary tale?