Makes me wonder what the EU men do
UK men look at books that depict beautiful women with teeth that aren’t fucked up.
French men look at books that depict women who aren’t cheese eating, chain smoking, fuck ugly surrender monkeys
German/Scandinavian men look at books that depict women that actually smile.
Irish men look at books that show women who aren’t slobbering alcoholics
Iberian/Italian men look at books depicting women who are capable of communicating in an indoor volume
I look at Asian women, haven’t been paying much attention to the teeth.
From: Dad
Subject: fw: fw: fw: fw: fw: re: fw: FW: fw: SO TRUE.
Nuked ladies, huh?
To be fair, there are naked ladies in the Bible too.
That Song of Solomon is some horny shit.
I love the argument that it’s about the love between god and his followers. Like, nothing against horny deities even ones who fuck their followers, but this interpretation sure does make it sound like the god who demands chastity really wants to fuck you.
Was that the one about them two daughters? I feel so bad for that father. Like couldn’t they have found literally anyone else?!
No it’s an erotic poem actually. Has lines like “her breasts are like twin gazelles”.
Nice, I’ll save that line for my girl 😎
Edit: She didn’t get it.
Here is the text. It’s actually quite pretty. You don’t have to be religious to enjoy it. https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Song of Solomon 1&version=ESV
Help me out here, I’m having trouble picturing this. Like… a pair of complete, full-size gazelles? Just fastened to the woman’s torso? If not, which parts?
I found it!
That’s the quote yeah.
That was Lot fleeing Sodom or Gomorrah or some shit. I mean, if I thought the world was ending and the only person around was my dad, and I was female, goodbye human race okay.
For real, humanity just deservers to die at that point I would figure.
Facts
LOL
N*ked Bo
Lady ok
Bi
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Took me a bit to figure out what BI BLE is. I initially thought it had to do with bisexuality.
Not that but rape and slavery for sure.
Bisexual Bluetooth Low Energy
Tony Zaret, so peak
but that says the bibble
You dare question the mighty Jimmy?!
Get down on your friggin knees, right friggin now, and pray with me!
BI BLE
